covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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