So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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