If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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