There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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