I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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