i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I can text with my tongue
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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