He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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