Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Randomize
