:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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