you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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