Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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