Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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