O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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