She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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