All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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