finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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