I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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