i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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