So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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