After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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