yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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