Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Randomize
