i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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