Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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