I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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