remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Come on in and take your pants off
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