The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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