Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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