I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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