ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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