You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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