So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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