um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Alive.
So much puke
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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