windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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