Joe is yelling at the trees again.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I got her a Nickelback box set.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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