stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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