An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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