Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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