My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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