You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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