Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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