According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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