you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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