I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
