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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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