16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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