the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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