So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
