Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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