we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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