Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He? As in you personified your dick?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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